A long time ago in a galaxy far away. No, not that one, the one a little to the left. Yeah, that blotchy one over there, the one that if you squint looks a little like a mishapen turnip…
EPISODE XI
THE ANUS STRIKES BACK!
This was the calm before the storm.
Luke sat on the edge of his bed pondering on what he and his friends just went through and was it worth the pain.
Yada yada yada.. long story cut short he still ended up having to jerk off thinking about his sister Lela while using his metal hand. And boy, it was cold..
Also his piles were acting up.
THE END
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Sorry. Couldn't resist it.